Conversation with the wife after she decided to share this Pinterest Meme with me.
Matt: That's actually pretty cool.
Jia: Yeah but if you think about it, if that's true, it means that we all wanted Ned Stark to die.
Matt: Eh, I'm okay with it.
Jia: What?!
Matt: Wait, is Ben Stark actually dead?
Jia: NED Stark.
Matt: Oh, I thought you said Ben Stark.
Jia: Who the fuck is Ben Stark?
Matt: Benjen Stark. Ned's brother. Oh snap.
Jia: Omg.... you actually schooled me on Game of Thrones.
Matt: Damn right I did.
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
Remember Everything
I think every blogger out there - if they blog their reality - thinks at some point, "What if 'so-and-so' reads this? What would they say? I'm speaking my thoughts and feelings and my truth, but would they see it as hate or hurtful?" For me those people are my parents.
I bought a Five Finger Death Punch album recently "American Capitalist" and it had this song "Remember Everything" that said a lot of how I've felt so I thought I'd run those lyrics here.
Songwriter(s): Thomas Jason Grinstead, Zoltan Bathroy, Jeremy Spencer, Ivan Moody
Copyright: Five Finger Death Punch, Sony/Atv Tunes Llc, Ffdp Music, Sony/Atv Songs Llc
I bought a Five Finger Death Punch album recently "American Capitalist" and it had this song "Remember Everything" that said a lot of how I've felt so I thought I'd run those lyrics here.
Dear mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear Father, forgive me
Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone
If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain?
Cause I remember everything.
If I could help you forget, would you take my regrets?
Cause I remember everything.
But dear brother, just don't hate me
For never standing by you, or being by your side
Dear sister, please don't blame me
I only did, what I thought was truly right
It's a long and lonely road, when you know you walk alone
If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain?
Cause I remember everything.
If I could help you forget, would you take my regrets?
Cause I remember everything.
I feel like running away
I'm still so far from home
You say I'll never change but what the fuck do you know?
I'll burn it all to the ground, before I let you run
Please forgive me, I can't forgive you now.
If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain?
Cause I remember everything.
If I could help you forget, would you take my regrets?
Cause I remember everything.
It all went by so fast; I still can't change the past
I always will remember, everything
If we could start again, would that change the end?
We remember everything.
Songwriter(s): Thomas Jason Grinstead, Zoltan Bathroy, Jeremy Spencer, Ivan Moody
Copyright: Five Finger Death Punch, Sony/Atv Tunes Llc, Ffdp Music, Sony/Atv Songs Llc
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Game of Thrones: The Climb / The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Sincere apologies for being incredibly behind in my recap/review of Game of Thrones. Been sick lately.
Remember, this is not a spoiler-free zone.
Remember, this is not a spoiler-free zone.
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The last few episodes, while lacking in dramatic explosions, violent fights, or surprising scenes have been some of the best character development that I think has gone on this season. There have still been several issues regarding book/show continuity, but I'm not going to bother with that in this recap because it puts such a downer on things when really, this show is amazing and should be celebrated and/or bitched about on it's own, without the book to help with the bitching.
Beyond the Wall:
Samwell and Gilly are on their way back to Castle Black with a baby in tow after fleeing Crasters Keep. Gilly discovers that Sam is high born. He tells her all about the wall, what life is like at Castle Black and he shares with her his "buried treasure", (the dragonglass dagger found last season) and a song from the Seven Kingdoms.
At the base of the Wall, the Wildlings and Jon Snow prepare the 700 foot climb. Ygritte reveals to Jon that she knows where his true loyalty lies (with the Nightswatch) but that they must now be loyal to each other. While climbing the Wall, an avalanche occurs causing many Wildlings to fall. Orell cuts the rope, leaving Ygritte and Jon to fall to their deaths in order to save himself. Jon saves himself and Ygritte and the two eventually make it to the top of the wall with the rest of the surviving Wildling climbers.
The Wildlings make their way south of the Wall where Orell reveals his true feelings for Ygritte and his hatred of Jon Snow - who he knows is still faithful to the Nightswatch. After seeing a windmill and mistaking it for a castle, Jon realized how little Ygritte knows of the Seven Kingdoms and he tries to get her to abandon the Wildling attack on the Wall, which he claims has failed many times in the last thousand years.
Winterfell:
Ramsay Snow continues his assault on Theon, both physically and mentally as he plays guessing games with the heir of the Iron Islands. Theon proceeds to attempt to guess the name of his attacker, who only lies in response and then flays Theon's fingers, pulling the skin from the bone eventually causing him to beg for the finger to be removed altogether. Later, Theon is awoken by two beautiful women who pretend they don't know what's happening in regards to his torture and captor, but instead stroke his ego (and other things) only to be interrupted by Ramsay once more who insists on having Theon's genitals removed.
North of Winterfell, the Stark boys continue their journey toward the Wall alongside Osha, Hodor ("Hodor!"), Jojen Reed, and his sister Meera who is at continual odds with Osha. After Jojen experiences a seizure in his sleep, the party is shown the severity visions cause and Jojen tells them that Jon Snow is no longer at Castle Black, but surrounded by Wildlings. Later, Osha grows suspicious of the "black magic" that Jojen is teaching Bran, and she becomes outraged when she discovers that the Reeds are planning to take Bran beyond the Wall to find the three-eyed raven. Osha reveals that she once had a man who turned into a Wight and how she had to kill him with fire.
Riverlands:
While learning bow skills from Anguy, Arya spots Melissandre who has come to speak with Thoros and meet the man who the Lord of Light has brought back so many times, Beric Dondarrion. It's revealed that Melissandre has other reasons for dealing with the Brotherhood and soon she gives coin in exchange for Gendry. After accusing her of being a witch, Melissandre informs Arya that she will take many lives and the two will meet again in the future. Later, as Melissandre's boat crosses Blackwater Bay, she reveals to Gendry the identity of his father: Robert Barratheon.
Furious that the Brotherhood sold Gendry, Arya makes a run for it when she learns that the men will postpone her delivery to Riverrun in order to attack nearby Lannister forces. Men are sent after her, but not before she is found - and captured - by Sandor Clegane.
Riverrun:
King Robb and his counsel meet with the Freys to discuss an alliance. The requirements Lord Walder Frey has for Robb include a formal apology, Harrenhal, and for Edmure Tully to marry Roslin, Walder Frey's daughter.
Edmure, insulted, says he will reject the offer so he can at least choose his own bride, but later agrees to keep the peace in his family by marrying Roslin to make up for his own mistakes in disobeying Robb. Robb, guiltily admits that his uncle is paying for his own sins. Later, during a stop on their way to the Frey-Tully wedding, Talisa tells Robb that she is pregnant.
Harrenhal:
Roose Bolton agrees to send Jaime back to Kings Landing under the agreement that Jaime inform Tywin that Bolton had nothing to do with Jaime being maimed by his men. Jaime is shocked to learn that Brienne will not be coming with him, but is instead being kept as a prisoner for treason against King Robb. Jaime and Brienne part with her finally calling him by his name instead of "Kingslayer" and him vowing to return the Stark girls to their mother.
When Jaime later discovers that Roose Bolton has left Harrenhal in the hands of Locke while he attends the Frey-Tully wedding, Jaime insists on returning to save Brienne from a fate he himself might have caused by provoking Locke into believing that Brienne's father would pay her worth in sapphires. Once back at Harrenhal, Jaime sees that - for entertainment - Brienne has been tossed into a fighting pit to fight a live bear with nothing but a wooden sword to defend herself. Leaping to aide her, Jaime assists Brienne out of the pit knowing that Bolton's men will keep him safe since their Lord ordered it.
Kings Landing:
Tywin and Lady Olenna discuss the potential marriage of Ser Loras to Queen Regent Cersei, a match Olenna does not approve of. She admits to knowing about Loras sexual preferences and history, but insists that brother and sister incest is much worse. Tywin offers Olenna one of two options: either have Loras married to Cersei, or he will order for Loras to be moved to the Kingsguard, and have Highgarden's heir lose all his lands, titles, and ability for marriage and procreation, causing Olenna to give in and consent to the marriage.
Tyrion speaks with his sister, both doomed to a marriage neither wants, and learns that it was not her, but Joffrey who ordered his death on Blackwater Bay. After discussing her potential marriage to Ser Loras, Sansa is taken aside with Shae insistingly by her side as Tyrion sadly informs her of the change of plans and that she will now be married to him. While Sansa is comforted by Margaery, Tyrion discusses his future marriage with Bronn, and later learns from Shae that she will not be with him once he's married to Sansa.
Varys meets with Littlefinger who admits to his knowledge of Ros spying on him for Varys, and reveals that he's put an end to it by giving her to Joffrey, who has killed her by using her as target practice for his new crossbow. The wicked little King is later intimidated by his Grandfather when he demands to be involved on the small council. Asking what is being done about Daenerys and her dragons, Tywin insists that there is nothing to be worried about.
Across the Narrow Sea:
Arriving at the borders of the yellow city of Yunkai, Daenerys is advised by her Knights to move on, that the city holds no value to her should they try and take it. Knowing that there are 200,000 slaves inside, Daenerys insists on freeing them. Daenerys demands the city surrender or they will burn like Astapor.
Seeking peace with the Mother of Dragons, Yunkai sends Grazden mo Eraz to bargain with Daenerys, giving her gifts of gold and ships to help send her on her way back to Westeros. Dany insists that she give Grazden a gift in return, his life, to which he should use by surrendering the city, freeing the slaves and paying them for their time served. Insulted, Grazden threatens Daenerys and faces the anger of her dragons in reply before storming off.
Best Character: Daenerys, who is really coming into her power and not afraid to use it. Emilia Clarke has shown amazing growth with Daenerys who started out as a tiny, frightened girl and became a Khaleesi, the Mother of Dragons and a breaker of chains. Amazing performance.
Best Line: This whole scene.
Grazen: You are mad. We are not Asapor or Qarth. We are Yunkai. And we have powerful friends, friends who would take great pleasure in destroying you. Those who survive, we shall enslave once more. Perhaps we'll make a slave of you as well!
(Dragon screams)
Grazen: You swore me safe conduct!
Daenerys: I did. But my dragons made no promises, and you threatened their mother.
Monday, May 13, 2013
14 Already? Only Feels Like 9
When I woke up today I had several ideas on what to put on my blog today so I thought I'd run it past my wife. Here are the events that occurred:
Me: Hey babe, today is the 13th and I want to make sure that I get a third blog post up today so I can still be part of May Blogging Challenge.
Jia: Well I can post my review of the latest Game of Thrones. . . or you can post. . . something.
Me: Well I don't want you to watch Thrones without me.
Jia: Oh, well then you can post . . . today.
Me: I do have a game review or something I can do?
Jia: What's today, Matt?
Me: Monday.
Jia: What happened a long time ago today?
Me: . . . Oh, when we went out yesterday you said its like the 14th Anniversary of when we first started dating.
Jia: Yep that's today. I posted on my blog about it.
Happy Anniversary!
I wouldn't exactly call us "star crossed" as the only hurdle was that I had to break her up with her boyfriend before I could marry her.
I love you baby! Here's to 14 more!
Me: Hey babe, today is the 13th and I want to make sure that I get a third blog post up today so I can still be part of May Blogging Challenge.
Jia: Well I can post my review of the latest Game of Thrones. . . or you can post. . . something.
Me: Well I don't want you to watch Thrones without me.
Jia: Oh, well then you can post . . . today.
Me: I do have a game review or something I can do?
Jia: What's today, Matt?
Me: Monday.
Jia: What happened a long time ago today?
Me: . . . Oh, when we went out yesterday you said its like the 14th Anniversary of when we first started dating.
Jia: Yep that's today. I posted on my blog about it.
Happy Anniversary!
I wouldn't exactly call us "star crossed" as the only hurdle was that I had to break her up with her boyfriend before I could marry her.
I love you baby! Here's to 14 more!
Saturday, May 11, 2013
May the Fourth - Star Wars Day Celebration Recap
Recently the world's most baddest-assed awesome people got together to celebrate something they love.
That's right nerds, May the Forth.
For those of you not in the know, May the 4th is a celebration where Star Wars fans let their geek flags fly. This year I was happy to count myself among them. My wife, Jia and I held a marathon. Not your mother's marathon but a fucking bad ass muthafucka marathon. and it all started with a traditional . . . pre-fight DONUT!
(I know that's a different trilogy reference but it belongs on this blog, trust me)
I should warn you, it was hard core.
We viewed the marathon in what has been called "The Machete Cut" which you watch both trilogies, but a better playing order. It goes:
The whole shebang only started with the donuts. I went to a local shop here in Albuquerque called Rebel Donut (if you're a fan of Star Wars you'll get how bad-ass that is). Then we started A New Hope.
Moved into Empire Strikes back without an intermission and took a short break for Subway, then came back and finished Empire.
We started Attack of the Clones and I quickly realized I hadn't watched AoC since it was in theaters, and apparently wasn't paying attention when I did. Damn though Ewan McGregor is a fine ass man, if I swang that way. . . Who am I kidding? I would have no chance.
After watching what seemed like a completely new Star Wars movie, we broke for steak, and huddled back up on the couch for some Revenge of the Sith. Gotta say, I really enjoy some lightsaber action. Watching the terrible Hayden Christensen get his legs chopped off is worth the price of admission. We ended the night with Return of the Jedi, as it should be.
We did have some extra fun along the way, which we will continue next year. We had a few drinking games, but since we were unprepared and didn't have anything to drink it became high-fives. We did so every time someone lost a hand, gave someone "the odds", hit their head on overhanging doors, said "I've got a bad feeling about this" (this actually made my hand ache, it happens A LOT), and a few others.
All in all it was a successful night, long in the making (I bought the series on blu ray in February) despite Jia getting sick and us canceling the party we originally planned (like any first time, it was better just with the two of us.)
Next year everyone reading this is invited.
-ASM out
That's right nerds, May the Forth.
For those of you not in the know, May the 4th is a celebration where Star Wars fans let their geek flags fly. This year I was happy to count myself among them. My wife, Jia and I held a marathon. Not your mother's marathon but a fucking bad ass muthafucka marathon. and it all started with a traditional . . . pre-fight DONUT!
(I know that's a different trilogy reference but it belongs on this blog, trust me)
I should warn you, it was hard core.
We viewed the marathon in what has been called "The Machete Cut" which you watch both trilogies, but a better playing order. It goes:
- Star Wars: A New Hope
- Empire Strikes Back
- Attack of the Clones
- Revenge of the Sith
- Return of the Jedi.
The whole shebang only started with the donuts. I went to a local shop here in Albuquerque called Rebel Donut (if you're a fan of Star Wars you'll get how bad-ass that is). Then we started A New Hope.
Moved into Empire Strikes back without an intermission and took a short break for Subway, then came back and finished Empire.
We started Attack of the Clones and I quickly realized I hadn't watched AoC since it was in theaters, and apparently wasn't paying attention when I did. Damn though Ewan McGregor is a fine ass man, if I swang that way. . . Who am I kidding? I would have no chance.
After watching what seemed like a completely new Star Wars movie, we broke for steak, and huddled back up on the couch for some Revenge of the Sith. Gotta say, I really enjoy some lightsaber action. Watching the terrible Hayden Christensen get his legs chopped off is worth the price of admission. We ended the night with Return of the Jedi, as it should be.
We did have some extra fun along the way, which we will continue next year. We had a few drinking games, but since we were unprepared and didn't have anything to drink it became high-fives. We did so every time someone lost a hand, gave someone "the odds", hit their head on overhanging doors, said "I've got a bad feeling about this" (this actually made my hand ache, it happens A LOT), and a few others.
All in all it was a successful night, long in the making (I bought the series on blu ray in February) despite Jia getting sick and us canceling the party we originally planned (like any first time, it was better just with the two of us.)
Next year everyone reading this is invited.
-ASM out
Thursday, May 9, 2013
My Shame
I apologize in advance for any offensive language used herein.
I feel that if I shy away or hide words, it would falsify my truth.
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I tend to be someone who stays away from controversy. The "it gets better" videos, Prop 8, voting (as long as popular vote means nothing and our president is elected by electoral colleges, I refuse) but recently, within the last year I feel that my walls have been breaking down. Before I get into who I am now, I feel I owe you a bit of history on who the Amazing Spider-Matt is. I apologize in advance if this gets long windy.
I was born in 1984, to Mormon parents - strict Mormon parents. We never had caffeinated drinks in the house. I had my first Dr. Pepper at a sleepover at a friends house when I was 13. I wasn't allowed to watch PG-13 rated movies until I turned 13, and I was banned from R rated films altogether, (I did sneak and see The Ghost and the Darkness - the murder mystery where the lion did it - when I was 12, double trouble.) I wasn't allowed to date until I was 16, so I had to keep all my relationships secret and hidden, resorting to having friends act as lookouts and having girls meet me at male friend's houses. All this subterfuge doesn't really make me sound like a good guy, in fact I was kind of a shit.
The restrictions I had just made me want my freedom all the more. By fifteen years old I had seen over 100 rated R films, smoked pot, and had lost my virginity. I was fucking awesome. I wouldn't trade my life for anyone's (except maybe Katy Morgan's,) but I had been emotionally and mentally stunted by my upbringing and it wasn't until this last year that I knew what a monster I had become.
Last year, June to be exact, I went to my very first comic book convention. ACE (Albuquerque Comic Expo) 2012, and was stunned into realizing - for the first time - who I am. I've always been a gamer, I've always collected comics, but like the song "Going Home" by my favorite band Kirby Krackle, I felt like I was home.
I was in a place fully accepting of me and was 100% behind everything I loved.
I met some minor celebrities, Kevin Sorbo (dick btw) and some major ones like Jason Mewes, Stan Lee, and Kevin Smith. As well as a great voice actor, Tom Kane (Mr. Harriman from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Yoda from the Clone Wars cartoons, and Professor Plutonium from Powerpuff Girls.)
What I immediately knew was that not only was I accepted for what and who I am but oddly enough was accepting of everyone else around me.
I'm sure for most people this sounds like nothing, but for me this was astronomical.
In a form of confession, I was raised to hate gays. I have no excuse. I felt this was normal. I didn't talk about it really, so I didn't associate myself with hate groups. But my hate for everything and everyone who was different was complete.
Recently I found myself crying at stories of people finding themselves, discovering who they were, mostly in comics. A gay marriage in the pages of recent X-Men issues. In one of the new issues of FF, someone found that with their new freedoms they are not male - as previously thought - but female, and they were accepted at face value by their brothers. These come first to mind among true acceptance.
Sexuality was not the only area in which I find my previous actions and thoughts archaic. Years ago I recall telling friends and family that I "liked" racism as long as it was "funny," but I would say the word "nigger" without a second thought, and with malice. These things actually keep me up at night now.
Unfortunately for me, these issues varied and were such a long time ago. Now I don't know who to apologize to - or for that matter - how to begin to apologize. That's why this is here. This blog, though not often viewed, will have to do for now. I'm sorry.
I was asked recently how or why I changed, and honestly it really does come from an epiphany of being accepted. I no longer think in terms of "black and white", which is something I feel I learned from Mormonism. the "if it's not my view, then it is incorrect, evil, and to be cast aside" mentality. I know I put quotes there, but I'm not quoting anything specific it's just the feeling you get behind the teachings. Racism and hate is never okay, and while it wasn't taught in church or at home, it was (for me) an extension of how I felt I'd been taught. Due to this, I no longer attend church despite having a love for those who do - my loving parents included.
Again, to those I hurt directly or indirectly, I apologize. I hope that if this has helped anyone, you choose to let me know.
Thank you for your time and I promise a much less serious post soon.
-ASM out
Monday, May 6, 2013
Sigh, I Miss Marcus : Gears of War Judgement Review
I apologize if you find my title misleading as I found Gears of War: Judgement to be a good game and by no means hated any of the game, something I can't say about Gears 1-3. This is because GoW:J has no vehicle levels, levels that bogged down on the original with bad controls and were a bitch to get past on insane (the hardest difficulty.) This game feels built from the ground up but with characters we are familiar with but didn't spend a large amount of time with.
The Characters
The first thing you'll notice is the ages of everyone's favorite smart-ass Baird, and the Thrashball legend Cole. You do have two other members to the team, kilo squad, they are: Paduk, a combatant from the pendulum war, a war prior to the locust emergence, he fought against the COG. Then there is Sophia Hendrik, a cadet in an elite group amongst the COG called Onyx guards, they are tasked with providing security for COG leadership and and similar to MPs. She's a bit of a slut. Unfortunately the only time Marcus is in this game is three to four lines of voice-over.
The Controls
You'll notice as well that the controller layout has been changed, the Y button switches weapons now and the left bumper is now a quick throw on grenades which no longer can be equipped or "stuck" to a enemy with the B button but will stick to an opponent when thrown, but not on a bounce. Also, medical healing grenades have been added. Lastly if you have a boom shield you can keep your equipped weapon, be it a shotgun or lancer.
The Gameplay
Gears of War: Judgement is in essence an arcade style 3rd person shooter, a departure from the straight forward shooter vibe or the originals. The sections in each chapter are short mostly containing 1 to 2 firefights with small to large groups of enemies with varying enemy types to fight. This sounds simple, and it can be, or you can add challenge by accepting a level modifier in the form of a declassified mission.
Declassified missions come for the story being based around Lieutenant Baird's war trial. As you start the game you are shown that Baird and the rest of kilo squad are on trial for their actions during a skirmish with the locust, an alien species that came up from the ground of the planet Sera, that the game series takes place on. Judgment is told as testimony from each member or kilo squad's perspective. Apparently some of the testimony is classified and by choosing to play it you get to see how it "really" happened. These can be varying chores like playing the level with low visibility, playing a mission with weak weapons or low ammo, or protecting a random item from damage. Declassifying is offered as a way to add story that you wouldn't get otherwise, in actuality it adds a sentence or two of dialog specifically about the task at hand and skipping them does not cause you to miss anything.
The reason I called the game an arcade shooter is that the game is similar do the developer's previous game Bulletstorm, in that kills and actions are scored and you gain stars for completing kills and earning ribbons. These stars are earned faster once you declassify a mission as they always add difficulty. Well, this and the fact that each level is so damn short. Each chapter contains 5 to 8 levels or sections and each one is a different person's testimony but forwards the story.
Among the story and declassified missions are collectibles. COG tags, to be exact, while I hate collectables being in EVERY game, these are a mainstay of the Gears of War games. In this game there is only one per level which is down quite a bit from previous entries in the series, but still hold no importance to the story.
The Story
As far as the story goes you play as Lieutenant Baird, whom you meet as Private Baird in the initial trilogy and this is a prequel to those, so what happened to cause the demotion. Well, that's what this game is about. Baird is in a city called Halvo Bay and finds it to be under siege by a Locust commander called Karn, the same locust who has laid waste to entire cities and is known by one of Baird's squad mates, Paduk, as death and destruction incarnate. Braid decides to use a weapon that is called a light mass missile, it is very destructive and centralized, but it is meant to be used on a larger target and to ultimately save move lives than those of Halvo Bay. Hence the hearing.
I won't ruin the story for you as it is good and has tons of Baird's sarcastic humor. It's dark and gritty and has a lot of good ideas and it delivers on most of them. The best part of which is Aftermath. Aftermath is a follow up to the story of Judgement that you unlock by earning stars in Judgement story and takes place during a section of Gears of War 3. Marcus Fenix tasks Baird with locating a boat for an attack. This section was the closest to the Gears franchise, longer missions, no stars or declassification, just straight gears action.
The Rest
Multiplayer in Judgement is similar to previous games with a few changes. There is now a Free For All mode and Overrun, which is a mode that has replaced Horde. Free For All is self explanatory, no teams everyone fights everyone. Overrun is similar to horde in that its COG vs Locust but now both sides are human players and now there is a damageable objective. You have three waves where as Locust you attempt to destroy an emergence hole plug for two waves and a generator providing power to. . . Something the COG need. As the COG it is your job to defend these objectives, all of which is done with a time limit.
Gears of War: Judgement is executed quite well and tells a story worth seeing. Is it great? No not really, Gears 3 is the best of he series. But, the game is good. My favorite character of the whole series has been Baird and I appreciate the fan service in getting a Baird centric game. The game is definitely worth a buy, just in that its not the same formulaic crap for other shooters, like the terrible Call of Duty franchise.
Well that's all from me on Gears of War: Judgement. Feel free to comment or question below, or look for me in multiplayer under Amzngspidermatt.
-ASM out.
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Disclosure: This is a non-sponsored review. All product was purchased by me and the purpose of this review is based solely on my own interests. No product or monetary compensation was given to me by said company.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Game of Thrones: Kissed By Fire
Untypically Jia here, back to recap and review last weeks episode of Game of Thrones. I've tried to proofread my review, but I'm also hopped up on massive amounts of cold medicine, so who the hell knows what I've written.
And as we all know, this is not a spoiler-free zone.
Back to the battle . . .
And as we all know, this is not a spoiler-free zone.
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Considering how amazing the previous episode 'And Now His Watch is Ended' was, I honestly walked into 'Kissed by Fire' with very low expectations, which I think was a good thing because I really enjoyed this episode.
I think it helps that it's been a few years since I've read the books and I've forgotten a lot of the little details. One of my best friends however has recently read the books, and every Sunday night I get a thirteen paragraph angry rant about how HBO fucked up. I smile and agree with some points while I laugh at others. I think going to so many comic book movies with Matt has taught me to ignore the crazy people who are screaming, "How could they forget six whole chapters!?" in my ears.
Then again, I'm the crazy person when it comes to things like HBO's Rome and Starz Spartacus. We all have our short fuses.
Now . . . onto the recap!
Riverlands:
We return to see the trial of combat between Sandor Clegane and Beric Dondarrion. The red priest, Thoros says a prayer before Beric wipes blood from his hand against his sword which then catches fire. This is actually an interesting point that gets brought up in the books a bit. Thoros himself used to use the flaming sword technique in tournements to spook the other competitors and their horses. He however used wildfire to achieve the technique.
The flaming sword is actually a prophecy in the religion of R'hllor. Their supposed Messiah, Azor Ahai will return weilding a flaming sword called Lightbringer. Names that should sound familiar as Melissandre proclaimed Stannis Baratheon the reborn Azor Ahai and names his flaming sword Lightbringer. While we don't know who the true Azor Ahai is (or if he even exists) I think it's interesting to note that Melissandre loudly proclaims the flaming sword of Stannis to be the legend itself, and yet in the dark shadows of the Brotherhood without Banners, a flaming sword belonging to Berric Dondarrion is barely acknowledged. Just my personal thoughts.
Back to the battle . . .
Beric and Sandor face off against one another and I can't help feel sorry for the Hound who is terrified of fire and now has to battle against a blade covered in flames. Eventually, despite the advantage of fire, Sandor strikes down Beric, slashing a good ways through his shoulder and into his chest. Arya, enraged at the results moves to attack Clegane on her own but is stopped. Everyone then notices Beric - no longer dead at all - but resurrected by Thoros.
Long after the Hound leaves, Arya finds Gendry repairing Beric's armor and saying that he's decided to stay on with the Brotherhood as their smith. Arya protests, wanting him to stay with her and join her family in Riverrun and eventually Winterfell. Gendry states that he's tired of serving others and just wants to be a part of something; a family. Arya says that she can be his family and Gendry sadly replies, "You wouldn't be my family. You'd be my lady."
Arya talks with Thoros about going to Riverrun, and how Robb will pay to have the Brotherhood return his sister. Thoros admits that Beric didn't want to originally ask for a ransom for Arya due to his admiration of the late Lord Stark, but the Brotherhood is greatly in need of gold. Beric then joins them and speaks with Arya about his resurrection and the five or six times before that he's been resurrected. He shows Arya his scars and talks of the many times he's been killed, and how the Lord of Light has brought him back each time, but with a piece of him missing each time he comes back. Arya asks if it's possible to bring back a man without a head, and Thoros responds, "I don't think it works that way, child." Beric insists that he would never wish his life upon Ned, but Arya points out that Beric is at least alive.
Beyond the Wall:
While working with the Wildlings, Jon is confronted about the patrols being headed up on the wall. Orell and Tormund want specific numbers, and when Jon gives them, he's accused of lying and his life is threatened. Jon gets a little snarky with the warg and is defended by Ygritte who claims that he's no crow.
Telling him he owes her a debt now, Ygritte steals Jon's sword and leads him down into a small tunnel of caves and underground hot springs. She says it's time he's proved himself to no longer being a man of the Nightswatch by breaking his vow of chastity. And either it's really cold beyond the wall, he's determined to keep his cover from being blown, or he's got a thing for redheads (those kissed by fire), but Jon Snow breaks his vow and proves that he knows something.
Harrenhal:
Locke brings the prisoners, Jaime and Brienne to Harrenhal for Lord Roose Bolton. Enraged that Jaime has been damaged, Roose orders that Jaime be taken to see the former maester, Qyburn so that his wound can be cleaned. Qyburn tells Jaime the details of his injury and what can be done about it. He offers him milk of the poppy, but Jaime refuses, insisting that he can handle the pain.
Jaime, freshly bandaged, joined Brienne in the baths. Jaime instructs Brienne to pull him out if he should pass out, as he does not intend to be the first Lannister to die in a bathtub. Bitterly, Brienne asks why she should care if he lives or dies. Jaime then reminds her of her oath to Catelyn Stark, to bring Jaime to Kings Landing in one piece - though he's now missing a piece. Under his breath, Jaime says, "No wonder Renly died," and suddenly Brienne stands up - no longer shamed by her nakedness, and Jaime realizes that what he said was dishonorable and he genuinely apologizes.
Provoked by a look of disgust, Jaime tells Brienne the story of how he killed the Mad King. Jaime says how Aerys loved to watch people burn with wildfire. Burning lords, hands, and half the country if they were against him. Aerys had his pyromancer place wildfire under the city with the intention of burning everything and everyone. When Robert Barratheon marched toward Kings Landing, Tywin Lannister got there first asking for the gates to be opened so his army could protect the King and the city from Robert's army.
Knowing that his father had ulterior motives, Jaime told the Mad King to surrender peacefully, but the King didn't listen to Jaime, or to Varys. But Aerys did listen to Maester Pycell who urged the King to trust Tywin Lannister. The gates were then opened and Tywin sacked the city. Jaime again urged the King to surrender, but instead the King ordered Jaime to bring him Tywin's head, and then ordered the city to be burned. Rather than kill his own father - and burn thousands of people - Jaime turned on the Mad King, stabbing him in the back. Brienne asks why Jaime never told anyone this story. Jaime answers that Ned Stark judged him guilty of oath breaking the moment he saw him.
Kings Landing:
Tyrion, the new Master of Coin is having a problem affording the royal wedding between Margaery and Joffrey and is seeking the aid of Lady Olenna. Tyrion objects to the wedding being so extravagent considering they are currently at war. Lady Olenna proves her wisdom by stating the exact efforts House Tyrell has assisted in this war, including food, men, weapons, and money. She tells Tyrion that the people need a distraction, and what better distraction than a royal wedding. Despite tradition that the wedding should be paid by the royal family, Lady Olenna agrees to split the cost, leaving Tyrion - for once - speechless.
Margaery and Sansa talk about her potential marriage to Loras, and that plans wouldn't be put into action until after the royal wedding, when Margaery can use her pull as Joffrey's wife to urge him to let Sansa go.
Eager in finding out any secret plots against her family by the Tyrells, Cersei enlists the help of Lord Baelish who hires a man to sleep with Loras Tyrell to eavesdrop on Margaery and Sansa, and gain information from the Knight of Flowers. Discovering that the Tyrells plan to wed Sansa to Loras, Littlefinger seeks out Sansa to find out if she still wants him to take her with him when he leaves the city. Sansa admits that she's not quite ready to leave, but lies as to her reasons.
The Lannisters learn of Sansa's secret betrothal and how the Tyrells could perhaps gain the upper hand when it comes to claims on Winterfell. Tywin orders that Sansa be married to Tyrion instead, before any more plots against them are planned. Tyrion, enraged by the idea of marrying a child - and one who has already suffered so much at the hands of the Lannisters - argues, but is put in his place by his father with a smirking Cersei nearby. Unfortunately for Cersei, Tywin is now in charge and Queen Regent or not, Tywin plans to marry her to Loras Tyrell to secure High Garden and put to rest the rumors about her incestuous relationship with Jaime.
Riverrun:
In a rage of grief over the death of his own sons in battle, Lord Karstark and his men slaughter the captive Lannister children. Robb orders the men all to be hanged for their participation, including the look-out. Despite his orders to have Karstark killed for treason against him, his wife, mother and uncle all beg Robb to forgive the act. If Lord Karstark is killed, his men will leave and Robb will lose half of his armed forces. Despite the facts, Robb is his fathers son and honor and the law are above his personal feelings and needs (except you know . . . if he wants to marry someone he's not supposed to). Robb then executes Karstark himself, as Stark men do their own beheading (see: Season One, Episode One).
With the Karstark forces abandoning him, Robb thinks about his next move. Going head on into battle won't help now that his numbers have deteriorated, but if he can seize Casterly Rock, the Lannisters home, he might have some leverage against them. Regardless, he needs more men and the only person left with those forces is Lord Walder Frey - the man whom Robb already betrayed by wedding Talisa instead of Lord Frey's daughter.
Dragonstone:
Queen Selyse is visited by her husband, Stannis during a prayer to the Lord of Light. Attempting to admit his infidelity to her, Selyse stops him and says that Melissandre has told her everything and she is alright with it. She encourages anything that would serve the Lord of Light and is glad that Melissandre gave Stannis a son when she could not. A son, or you know . . . creepy smoke baby monster.
And then she turns and shows a bunch of babies in jars!
Babies in jars! A bunch. Of babies. In fucking jars!
Not. Cool.
Stannis goes to visit his daughter Shireen who has previously been afflicted with greyscale, a disease that has left half of her face covered in grey, scaley skin. Shireen is excited to see her father, but immediately asks about her friend, Sir Davos the Onion Knight. Stannis tells her that Davos is a traitor and currently locked up in the dungeons. The little princess goes to visit her Onion Knight, bringing him a book to read to pass the time. Davos insists that Shireen leave, telling her that he's grateful for the book, but he cannot read. Shireen, unafraid of being caught, tells Davos she will teach him to read.
Across the Narrow Sea:
Dany meets with her new army, instructing them to choose among themselves a leader. They've chosen a man called Grey Worm. Missandei tells Dany that the Unsullied are given names to remind them that they are worthless. Dany instructs them all to choose new names. Grey Worm asks that his name remain Grey Worm, for it was the name he had the day Daenerys rode into the city to free them all.
Jorah Mormont and Barristan Selmy talk about old times in the Seven Kingdoms. They talk about how Robert was a good man, a great warrior but a terrible King. Barristan tells how he was a man who kept his vows and it didn't matter that Robert was a drunk or that Aerys was a lunatic. But he asks that once in his life, he be able to serve with pride.
Jorah then tries to pry information out of Barristan, clearly trying to find out if he was on the small council during Roberts reign where Jorah was a spy and privy to the knowledge of the assassination attempt on Daenerys life. Barristan admits that Daenerys will need good men advising her when she goes to battle, and Jorah's reputation in the Seven Kingdoms might actually hurt their cause. Jorah speaks up saying that he was busy defending Dany against assassins sent by Robert, while Barristan was still bowing to the drunken King. Barristan reminds Jorah that if they truly want Dany to rule, they will do whatever necessary, regardless of their personal cost.
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Favourite Quote: "By what right does the wolf judge the lion?" - Jaime
Favourite Character: Jaime.
Jaime's performance in this episode is one of the reasons I love this show (and the books). The characters are not inherently good or evil. They are human. They are doing what they feel is right for themselves, their family, their country, their honor, etc. In the first season and first several books, we're shown Jaime to be a wicked man. However, as the show goes on we see how incredibly destructive his relationship with his father is, how manipulative Cersei can be, and how in the end Jaime has been torn between his family, his King and what the right thing to do is.
All the characters have these little moments where you can see that they are just humans who make mistakes. There is no good or evil, no hero or villain. We can of course pick our own villains (Joffrey makes a fabulous choice) but it doesn't mean that in the end the hero saves the girl and the villain is defeated.
It's thinking like this that reminds me that the series can't end entirely happy. We love Robb, we love Jon, we love Dany. Well what happens when Daenerys eventually returns to conquer the Seven Kingdoms? Most will fight her, she's a Targaeryn after all. And which of our favorite characters will be dragon fodder?

























